5 Things To Hate Going Into ‘10.
In no particular order here are somethings I hate you, should hate too so that people will give them a rest. People seem to do these a lot while I am trying to get to my office or home from said office. If you do any of these I likely hate you.
People who don’t say thank you when I hold the door open for them. Self explanitory. I’m not your door man and you aren’t royalty.
People who stop at either the top or bottom of an escalator. Ok, I understand New Yorkers are a little harsh on people who stand still on sidewalks, but standing still when there is nowhere for anyone to get around you? Not excusable, if you are over the age of 4 you should know better.
People who eat loud. Fucking gross. Oh, and don’t you dare start licking your fingers.
Dudes who fight at the end of nights out. You are fooling noone. You are going to try and start a fight becuase you are insecure and you aren’t bringing anything home. Since you are even more insecure about going home alone, you feel the need to punch anyone you can in the face. Especially someone who did in fact find a girl to bring home when that kid is clearly more focused on this girl than he is on you.
Bouncers behind velvet ropes and the dumb women with clipboards. No thanks, I am not intersted in going anywhere like that. The only redeeming part is at some point, these people are going to go inside and have fun (or not) and you are still going to be standing outside in the cold. Sweet power trip, asshole.
